Cleaning Lover Pillows

Cleaner Golf

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Caw blimey!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."