Cleaning Lover Prints

Cleaner Golf

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

The household cavalry

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"