Clean Skydiver Gifts

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Very Difficult Conversations

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Cupid and parachutists.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Now hiring.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mermaid parachuting.

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Falling

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"It was on my Bucket List."

"#skydiving"

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

A clowns parachute.

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'