Clean Earth Enthusiast Gifts

Hazardous (but we're trying to neutralize them) Wastes

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Noise Pollution

Climate Change

How Glaciations Begin

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....