Clean Athlete Advocate Pillows

'Now I want a good clean fight!'

"Nobody out on the court is on drugs."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Cougher

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Pollution Look

Stop with racism in sport!

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Clean air.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Death of an Environmentalist

Beijing 2022

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Medieval Torture

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

"Cough cough"

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

'Beware of the Dog poo'