Clean Athlete Advocate Pillows

'Now I want a good clean fight!'

"Nobody out on the court is on drugs."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Cougher

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

You have the worst spring breath.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Pollution Look

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Stop with racism in sport!

Clean air.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Death of an Environmentalist

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Beijing 2022

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Medieval Torture

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"Cough cough"

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'