Eco-friendly Athlete Pillows

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

Recycling basketballs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."