Claw Machine Champion Pillows

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

Alien Arcade

Playing an arcade machine

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Must get a longer cable."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Claw Machine Head

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Pinterest shaming

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'You do nice work!'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

Banana Arcade Game

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."