Claw Maestro Pillows

'You do nice work!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Burnt or Raw?

Violin Practise

Woman throwing giant pot.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Happy Halloween!

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Musical Prodigy

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Cake Writer's Block

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Claw Machine Head

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Cat on the violin

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Mozart carrying suitcases

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Alien Arcade

Steak

Ballet Birthday

A bulge of bodybuilders