Claw Maestro Mugs

'You do nice work!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Burnt or Raw?

Violin Practise

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Happy Halloween!

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Musical Prodigy

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Cake Writer's Block

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Claw Machine Head

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cat on the violin

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

The Chop House

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Mozart carrying suitcases

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

A bulge of bodybuilders

Ballet Birthday

Alien Arcade