Claw Game Champion Pillows

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Claw Machine Head

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Alien Arcade

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'You do nice work!'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Banana Arcade Game

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

Playing an arcade machine

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

Claw Machine

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

"There he is. The ringer."