Classroom Tools Pillows

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

The Hammer

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Bob’s Museum

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'