Classics Revisiter Gifts

"Jekyll & Heidi"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

Large print e-book.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."