Classics Revisiter Gifts

"Jekyll & Heidi"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

"Out damn Spot

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Caesar salad?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Large print e-book.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Goddess

Redlaw and the Phantom

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The evidence destroyed