Classics Professors Gifts

Searching for a gift for a classics professor? Explore our collection of clever and thoughtful products that celebrate their love for ancient languages, ancient civilizations, and classical literature. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these items make a meaningful and humorous tribute to their academic dedication. Find the perfect gift that combines wit, elegance, and a touch of ancient flair, tailored specifically for lovers of classics.

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'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'

'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Extreme Sisyphus

Extreme Sisyphus

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Subatomic particles

Subatomic particles

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

What Does God Know?

What Does God Know?

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

The Giamatti era

The Giamatti era

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Smart Bomb.

Smart Bomb.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Well this is awkward.'

'Well this is awkward.'

Sisyphus Pizza

Sisyphus Pizza

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

True Debate Fun

True Debate Fun

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Classics Professors Gifts Collection

Classics Professors Mugs

Visit our mugs collection for classics-themed designs—perfect for coffee-loving scholars who enjoy a touch of ancient wit.

Classics Professors Pillows

Browse our pillows with classical motifs and clever Latin sayings—comfort and humor for any classics lover's home.

Classics Professors Prints

See our collection of prints inspired by ancient Greece and Rome—perfect for decorating a classics professor’s office or home.

Classics Professors T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring classical references and humorous quotes—great for scholars who want to wear their passion.