Classical Tunes Whiz Pillows

Johannes Brahms

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

My Violinist Valentine

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Johann Strauss

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Jean Sibelius.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Ineffective conducting.

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

Gramophone Headphone

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

"Hardscrabble"

Emmanuel Ax

Bull markets don't go up forever.

The Unfinished Symphony

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"Sorry, I'm finished."

"I can't go"

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."

Maltese cross.