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Johannes Brahms

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

My Violinist Valentine

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Lord of the Strings.

Jean Sibelius.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Johann Strauss

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Ineffective conducting.

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Gramophone Headphone

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"Hardscrabble"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

Bull markets don't go up forever.

The Unfinished Symphony

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

"Sorry, I'm finished."

"I can't go"

Maltese cross.