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"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

A Symphony of Penguins

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Happy Valentine's Day.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Quentin Tarantino

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Violin Romance

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Johann Strauss II

Camille Saint-Saens