Classical Reverie Gifts

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

A Symphony of Penguins

Archimedes statue with a lever

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Violin Romance

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Camille Saint-Saens

Johann Strauss II

Flight of the Bumblebee