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'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Office Park

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

Titian

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"