Classical Painting Pillows

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

The Death Of Venus

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Football Sculpture.

Sculptor's chippings

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

American Gothic Selfie

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

A Night In the Art Gallery

Michelangelo's David