Classical Painting Gifts

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Mark Zuckerberg

Raphael

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Football Sculpture.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Sculptor's chippings

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

American Gothic Selfie

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Michelangelo's David

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

A Night In the Art Gallery

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.