Classical Sculpture Gifts

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Horse statue throws off rider.

Happy thoughts

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Introducing Piza Island.

Mark Zuckerberg

Rodin's Browser

Rodin's Thinker.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael