Classical Art Gifts

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I love it!"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"It's a selfie!"

Dance To The Music Of Time

Michelangelo's David

Sculptor's chippings

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I don't like all that staring...'

Mark Zuckerberg

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

John Constable

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

"what do they expect with youths carrying knives

The Battle of the Pictures.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"The overthinker"

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The Death Of Venus

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Et in Arcadia Ego