Classic Paintings Pillows

"Why is the family in this painting living in such a poor house?"

A Night In the Art Gallery

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"The overthinker"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Sculptor's chippings

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

American Gothic Selfie

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Michelangelo's David

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The Battle of the Pictures.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Visuals by Frans Hals.

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"Yes, but is it art?"