Classic Paintings Pillows

"Why is the family in this painting living in such a poor house?"

A Night In the Art Gallery

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"The overthinker"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Mark Zuckerberg

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

American Gothic Selfie

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Sculptor's chippings

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

Michelangelo's David

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The Battle of the Pictures.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist