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'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

In-flight entertainment

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Old Time Television Channel

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Tsars in their eyes.

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'