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'Postgrad Pat.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

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The Bronze Age of Television

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !