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"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

Honoré de Balzac

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Call me Ishmael."

Selfie

"You'll never believe who's here."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

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Moby Dick.

Nikolai Gogol

Graham Greene

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Dylan Thomas

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Emily Dickinson

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

F. Scott Fitzgerald