Classic Novels Admirer Mugs

"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

Honoré de Balzac

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A.M Gorky

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"You'll never believe who's here."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Call me Ishmael."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Graham Greene

Moby Dick.

Dylan Thomas

Nikolai Gogol

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

War and Peace GIF

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Emily Dickinson

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Greek goddess