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Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

Sock Puppet in Literature

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Scarpia from Tosca

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Jack London

Lend me your ears

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Large print e-book.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek