"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
Classic Novel Curator Gifts
Searching for a gift for the classic novel enthusiast? Our curated collection features clever and stylish products inspired by literary masterpieces. Ideal for those who cherish the art of storytelling, these items blend wit and elegance, making them thoughtful presents for any book lover’s collection. From art prints to accessories, find something that captures the essence of timeless classics and inspires their next reading adventure.
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
Honoré de Balzac
Papageno from The Magic Flute
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
Sock Puppet in Literature
"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."
'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."
The Philip Marlow family
Lend me your ears
You had me at vintage.
'Love me little, love me long.'
A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...
Marley had a little lamb
A.M Gorky
Redlaw and the Phantom
"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "
"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."
Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit
Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...
"Now you're just being a jerk!"
'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'
Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice
William Makepeace Thackeray.
"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'
"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"
"You'll never believe who's here."
Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.
Classic Novel Curator Gifts Collection
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