Classic Memes Pillows

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Tinnitus?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Dinosaur Group Think

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Go on in—he's expecting you."

Approved Debate Questions

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Twitter Prison

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

Stop now and get some new ideas.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"What to wear today?"

The Visitor

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'