Classic Memes Prints

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Tinnitus?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Dinosaur Group Think

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

Thracebook..

"Go on in—he's expecting you."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Approved Debate Questions

Twitter Prison

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Two Americas

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

Stop now and get some new ideas.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

The Visitor

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"What to wear today?"

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.