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'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'He likes to power nap.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sundial Time

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Multi-Generational Books

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Isabel Allende

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'