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'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'He likes to power nap.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Iliadette.

Robocop and Juliet.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sundial Time

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Isabel Allende

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Treasure Island Book.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.