Classic Lit Aficionado Gifts

Ernest Hemingway

Franz Kafka.

Martin Gray.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Joan Hickson

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Don Quixote

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Falstaff

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Jack London

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Lend me your ears