Classic Lit Admirer Gifts

Thomas Hood.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Joan Hickson

"Out damn Spot

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Moby Dick

Buster Keaton

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Now in Capulets'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Teddy Roosevelt

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Selfie

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Antiques

Dylan Thomas

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Nikolai Gogol

Lowbrow Lolita

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Medea' Studies

Emily Dickinson

Ernest Hemingway

Greek goddess