Classic Football Lovers Gifts

Maradona: 'Just play like I used to play!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The best goalie in the world!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

David and Goliath.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Big Football

Red State Football

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"