Classic Comedy Mugs

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Moon Line UP

Dante Alighieri

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Tessa

Concerto for Two Horns

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'