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'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"You're fired."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

"I'm not good with letters."

Profiles in Courage

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

First Day of School

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

Statue of limitations

The Old Order Changeth.

'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'

'I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude.'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

Presidential Bids.