Class Distinction Explorer T-Shirts

The Old Order Changeth.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"I'm not good with letters."

Shadow Artist

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

First Day of School

"Bottoms up."

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'On The Face Of It.'

Sure there's a way to discipline them. Yell at them.

'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Costermonger addresses gentleman

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

Snobbish gentlemen

Footman - The Country and the Town

'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

"You're hired. Folks are gonna be delighted by the incongruity of your uniform and your aristocratic name."