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'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Relationship Warning Lights

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"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Land's End

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'