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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Blend Schools

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"I can handle a wide variety of work. In fact I've had ten different jobs in four months."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."