Class-conscious Stargazer Gifts

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Sir Patrick Moore.

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Buffering

Johannes Kepler

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Space bee

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Mooning Moon

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

Romantic Comet

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

'We can see into the black hole now, and it's filled with all the money people lost in the stock market.'

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'