Clamming T-Shirts

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Clown on bike.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fishing sign.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Brothers Grime