Clamming Mugs

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Clown on bike.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Marshmallows

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fishing sign.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Sausages.