Clairvoyant Caregivers Gifts

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

Father

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Ill next Thursday

"Your husband says BOO!"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'