Civic Events Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

An informed voter is a good voter

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Children's Party

Church Basement Foodie

Unanimous voting.

Elections

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'