Civic Duty Satirist Gifts

Election Promises

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Infected Macron

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"Nooooo!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

Vote Signal

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

With Jury Duty for All

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Royal Mail Privatisation

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

Trump in Washington

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Campaign Headquarters: For a $500 contribution, the candidate will shake your hand ans sustain eye contact with you for five seconds.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.