City Sentinel T-Shirts

Make the Subway Safe

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Lighthouse

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Sinking Oil Tanker

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'I'm outta here.'

War inthe time of Corona

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Code Red!

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Charities Fueling Cities

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Stealing digital data from computers.

Acme Clocks.

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."