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Stealing digital data from computers.

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"I've learned it's not a good idea to call 911 every time Harold thinks he senses danger."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

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'Sergeant, there's someone here who says he's holding your access codes for ransom.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

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"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Lighthouse

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

What security flaw?

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Moby the Private Dick.

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …