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Bicycle race.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Lighthouse

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'I'm outta here.'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

Code Red!

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

War inthe time of Corona

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Stealing digital data from computers.

Acme Clocks.

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Connor Wickham