Market Sentinel T-Shirts

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Grocery Shopping

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

To-Let Town Centre Map

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Fresh eggs!'

The Shrimp Girl.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Illuminating agricultural production

High end of the market...

Ship in a Bottle

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

Olives

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Has there been any unusual activity in our stock? The canary just died."

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'I'm outta here.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

Low carbon community.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

Stealing digital data from computers.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."